17.8.10

things multiply

my mom gave me a good laugh today.  we took a lunch break at my house.  after lunch she's looking in the mirror, she gasps and says SKYE!  i think something is really wrong and ask repeatedly what, what is it?  she proceeded to laugh hysterically, then blush, then explain what was so funny. she had a hitchhiker earring. 
this is what her earrings for the day looked like according to her right ear.
this is what her earrings for the day looked like according to her left ear.
apparently she had gone all day with an extra earring attached to the set she intended to wear.
she probably just started a new trend. 
maybe not so funny to you but we laughed REALLY hard!
she said she had talked to tons of people through out the day but nobody said anything....my guess is nobody noticed.  but when she finally noticed she got so embarrassed at herself that she blushed which is part of the reason we laughed so hard. 
blushing is a curse i inherited from her......thanks muzza. 

in other news za husband made me laugh tonight when he brought me some chocolate chips cut in half.
  there were hardly any left in the bag so to give the illusion that dessert was plentiful he made the chips multiply by using his nano powered micrometer laser infusion device....otherwise known as a knife.
he's silly.

11 comments:

  1. How embarrassing...I look like some old half-century scag...I am almost there. :(
    I enjoyed our lunch. :)

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  2. Haha. That's awesome. I'm a bad blusher too. Maybe it has to do with us being pale? In fact, I set off the beeper the other day at Hastings, and looked like a shoplifter, so I was blushing like crazy, which I'm sure made me look guilty as heck.

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  3. That's soo funny about your mom!!! I could just see her and hear her and feel embaressed too!!! I keep laughing about it just thinking about it!!! And that's funny what Will did. What did you say when he did that? :)

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  4. Muzza...I enjoyed our lunch too.

    Brandi...I think it's a combination of being pale and so sweet :) I wish I could have seen your "shoplifting" experience. I would have cracked up!

    Bobbie...I just looked at him with this shocked look and then laughed.

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  5. ha ha! That is great. They didn't look bad at all with the hitchiker..I went to the dreaded wal-mart one time with mis-matched flip flops. I know its a fashion trend now, but at the time a purple one and an orange one were far from trend. (don't know who decided it was a trend) No one noticed, but I could not wait to get outta there.
    I love the laser sliced chocolate chips! That is super sweet and super cute!

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  6. Haha, I'm VERY glad I went in alone. I would've been so embarrassed if anyone I know saw. Jess stayed in the car because Cason was asleep. We'd rented LOST on dvd, so I had it in my purse because we were dog sitting at my dad's, so I was bringing it with us. So the beeper goes off, and THEN I had to PULL THE DVD OUT OF MY PURSE! It was horrible. The guy didn't even check it though, he just said "Oh okay" when I told him why I had it. So I totally could've been stealing it.

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  7. haha! That is so funny! I've done that with blueberry and broccoli in my teeth-(not at the same time) and gone hours without any of the people I've talked to or smiled at, telling me.
    I turn a nice purplish-red when I blush. Its lovely.
    That is also super funny about Brandi setting off the alarm at Hastings. He probably thought you were stealing but felt too bad calling the cops on a pregnant lady.

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  8. jennifer....maybe i should just call you trend setter from now on. that's hilarious! i would have rushed to get out of the store with that realization too. funny we should even care about something like that. most people at walmart don't even care to get dressed at all...you know? that place makes me a little looney.

    brandi...that is horrible and horribly funny.

    tyra...i'm with you, i bet the guy felt it would be rude to call the cops on the pregnant lady "stealing" the dvd :)
    oh and tyra i might have let you go with food in your teeth once or twice so that i could laugh at you. muahahahahaha. i'm evil like that. not really but kinda...remember the pina colada gum incident? if not i have a video to refresh your memory.

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  9. ah ha ha! Yes, I just started laughing out loud thinking about our videos! We need to watch those again. Those are not for sharing with other people!!!! Dang it. Now I wish I had some blackmail video of you, just to be safe. :)

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  10. Yeah, that guy totally thought I was stealing. I've gone in twice already since then, and of course he was working both times. I could totally tell he was staring at me. He wanted to keep a close eye on me now.

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  11. tyra....some of those videos of me have black mail moments but true nothing like the moments i captured of you. oh man i've laughed so hard at those videos more times than i can count. "let me just show you real quick" "no tyra. it's really not ok."

    brandi....that's so funny. you are forever going to be the pregnant lady that stole dvds in his eyes.

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